the greatest plan in history
Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.
remove cattle from stage
that’s not even the best partkey terms include:
- “balance your chair on two legs”
- "continue swimming motion"
- "insert peanuts"
- "play ball!"
- "release the penguins"
- "gradually become agitated"
- "light explosives now….. and….. ….. now."
we all know thats a load of shit gandalf
YOU THREW A FUCKING DWARF RAVE AT HIS HOUSE WITHOUT HIS PERMISSION.
THREW A FUCKING DWARF RAVE
"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"
"the first disney princess to be crown—"
"the first dis—"
let’s try that again
Bless you for adding my Queen Kida <3
The only Disney queens I recognize are Mia, Minnie and kida.
this is literally both sides of any political argument
they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad
if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band
loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money
isn’t capitalism fun
Favourite movies: Heathers (1989)
I love my dead gay son.
IM SO SATISFIED
when i see a cute boy
I’m on mobile and I was in no way ready for that image when it loaded
i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home
this is the most relevant thing I have ever read
#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective
Out of context this is a really strange conversation